October 6th, 2005. Between the hours of 3-6 pm At MailBag Express in Destrehan, Louisiana

Troy( The UPS man): My wife told me that there are a lot of jobs opening up in fast food retaurants.
Joshie: That’s cool. I never thought I could play off the Fast Food look.
Troy:My wife says that there are so litle workers that they are offering a starting pay of 9 dollars. How much do you make here?
Joshie:(jaw drops) 5.50
Troy: Damn, also you get a 3000 dollar signing bonus. Not to mention, you’re a sharp kid, you could get to managment in no time. I think they are getting a 6000 dollar signing bonus.
Joshie: Are you kidding me?
Troy: Quit this job and go work at Burger King.

As Joshie pondered at how he never wanted to work at a greasy fast food place. He never thought french fries and acne invested enviroment would suit his day to day life. In reality, he could make twice as much working at burger king, and there really is nothing hard in the job. If you mess it up, you just make another burger. Where I work, you mess up a billpay and you have that on your conscious for the next three months. Burger King may be in my five year plan.